Yes, because Senator Al Franken owes her that.

Tina Fey thinks she is way more important, clever and talented than she is, which is why I've always found her so grating and unfunny.

If he's like me, he has that and the subtitles memorized.

This is important: does he speak Jive?

I thought they made hairpieces! Well, in a manner of speaking, I guess they did.

You are about to enter a world of pain.

Whadda ya need, a road map?

I'm staying! I am staying here and finishing my coffee! Because I'm an American, goddamnit!

Only perverts sweeten corn bread.

Civil disobedience.

He paid the fee and had infested television screens for five or more years.

Maybe he can sucker The Duck Dynasty Dipshits into buying his brand and it will ruin them!

Hey, it's her birthday!

The pickax and sledge will probably experience PTSD (Post Trump Shit Destruction) related elation and euphoria.

Sources have corroborated that Mr. Chu was in or near the environs of Our Nations' Capital when this allegedly look place. He is not a Pocket Monster Of Interest.

Hollywood Whipping Out Yet Another Mexican Thing!

That's only the finest, classiest Gynese steel, Big League Billy!

"Don't catch syphilis" is also in there, somewhere.

BIG JIM SLADE!

I forgot how much it hurts to laugh and cry at the same time.