He will be missed. I feel like I've lost the God-damned house.

"Who's he?"

I see I've been hoisted by my own retard, again.

One would think "gilding." Maybe it's gold over bronze?

I'll bet he laughed silently for a bit.

"Well, I'm Travellin' Down the Road and I'm Flirtin' With My Sister!"

Oh, I think the poor bastard has that nailed down…

That's a souvenir from Neverland Ranch. It still fits!

I'm deeply sorry whenever I'm subjected to the pitiable husk of Corey Feldman in whatever setting. Stop it, NBC! He's already dead!

These fuckwits don't have any money! His bread-and-butter is cheating rich people stupider than him.

Always go with a specialist.

I think this guy is a genius and one of the very best comics working today. He doesn't give himself nearly enough credit for his brilliant story-telling and use of language.

Worst case of Henry Clay Disease since Henry Clay.

Like a fucking albatross.

Right by Joanie.

Having a former Austrian speak strongly of duty and country has never turned out badly before!

You've had some education, but you're still a Shit-Heel and a Christer. Don't interrupt when Daddy is talking to grown-ups, cracker.

You're God Damned right!

No, it's even worse. You're a lawyer. It's an extremely imprecise language issue, Tiger. "Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah Valley."
Those are geographical features of Western Virginia, Not West Virginia, the only state to secede from the Confederacy.

Nor do mine.