Ugh, that still gives me the Howling Fantods. Thanks, Dik!

That's all it's been all along, but it's good ratings. His public annihilation is also good ratings.

The 10 year old just ordered his New Mommy! He's that good with computers!

If he does, he'll be sticking his dick in a Garbarator, because he is way out of his depth.

"We settled that case!" Like it's an exoneration from the judge, being awarded the key to the city and given a parade.

Especially since the "Long-Form" birth certificate was presented at the White House Correspondent's dinner to accompany a thorough and complete public humiliation of Trump on a Saturday night, followed by bin Laden being killed on Sunday. Trump crumpled up like a bitch after that. But white trash shitheads are stupid…

See also "Real Americans."

Must be a 400 pound 10 year old.

Why don't you fuck off, troll? Flagged.

People don't give him credit for being a tough little bastard because he's so cuddly, but the guy was a road comic for years. You get tough or you get out of that.

"I can't believe you shot The Invisible Smackhead!"

[He means transparently insincere]

Just an inkling.

"Thanks! That was great! Now get out."
"Use the BACK door!"

"Poor Mickey, he's so fine, he's so fine he blows my mind, poor Mickey."

"Boss, I can't come in today. I got a bad case of the Schlitz.'

"You are going to miss everything and die angry!"

That was just the Nobel Prize For Not Being George W. Bush.

Turns out brain-eating is The Mind Killer.

Somebody out of job during a depression? Oh, and he was nuts.