For years we did Thanksgiving out with my Great Uncle at a really old-school restaurant. He passed away in early November and we didn’t really have any plans for where to go for Thanksgiving. Then one day my dad was driving my mom somewhere and saw an ad for Quaker Steak & Lube’s Thanksgiving buffet. He jokingly told…

My main problem with this was finding *which* Homer Simpson drooling gif I wanted to use most. So:

My grandmother has been home-baking hers in cans since I can remember. Though as she’s gotten older the brown bread production has ramped up to a point where we happily accept it but have no idea what to do with all of it.

Fair enough then.

Church’s isn’t actually owned by the same company, btw.

Totally beside the point but there are still Big Boy’s in Ohio. https://www.frischs.com/

Firmly agree. The fry one has a really pleasing-looking texture to me now.

This little guy got me lost in a mall when I was 5 years old. I was in a department store with my mom and I had been playing with it on a pile of shirts or something and I walked away without it. Walked back to get it and got separated from my mom. Wasn’t too long until she found me sitting at one of the makeup…

In fact during the civil war the courts ruled it Cruel and Unusual punishment to feed prisoners lobster more than twice a week.

Totally on board, also I have this suspicion in the back of my mind that in the summer I could pour some of this over a couple of scoops of ice cream in a blender and get an amazing milkshake.

Absolutely awesome, just when I thought I couldn’t be more excited for this.

I have not eaten at a Sbarro since I was..15...maybe. I don’t know. However, one thing I will say is those guys have one of the better fast-casual pizza joints https://pizzacucinova.com/

I picked up some of a variety called Crimson Crisp at my local apple orchard this year and they are incredibly delicious. I’d stack them up against any Honeycrisp and they’re half the price.

...and here I thought eating all that “man food” was you all focusing on being sexy. I mean, I’m married to a candy fiend obsessed with molten cheese... that’s just classically sexy right?

No, but when we went to the Apple Orchard last weekend she did buy four boxes of bulk candy which she has hidden around the apartment.

This needs to be a regular feature. I’m 98% certain my wife was a squirrel in her last life, I want to keep her up-to-date on her brethren.

I’m pretty sure now that it’s Churro. Behold, the Churro sheep!

That or almost violent laziness.

Cleanliness aside the most *failed* bathroom I have ever been in was a Baskin-Robbins. Both lever-style water taps were on backwards so they were crossing each other like swords outside a fantasy movie palace. And the toilet seat was about 20 degrees off center. Not broken. It had been *installed* that way.

Has anyone but me noticed that they sent him the scrapbook from Up? No I just have something in my eye...shut up....