In fact during the civil war the courts ruled it Cruel and Unusual punishment to feed prisoners lobster more than twice a week.

Totally on board, also I have this suspicion in the back of my mind that in the summer I could pour some of this over a couple of scoops of ice cream in a blender and get an amazing milkshake.

Thank fuck for that. *whew*

Saw it over the weekend. Honestly if you make a film in which the Joker tells me that we should all be nicer to one another before he kills someone, (and he’s totally serious) you should not be making this movie.

I know there’s fanfic, but this isn’t even subtext in those movie. It is full on text.

I mean, in my opinion one of those guys named Steve is really supposed to be picking between two boyfriends...

Absolutely awesome, just when I thought I couldn’t be more excited for this.

I have not eaten at a Sbarro since I was..15...maybe. I don’t know. However, one thing I will say is those guys have one of the better fast-casual pizza joints https://pizzacucinova.com/

I picked up some of a variety called Crimson Crisp at my local apple orchard this year and they are incredibly delicious. I’d stack them up against any Honeycrisp and they’re half the price.

I also love that that nothing involving the Salem Witch Trials is on this list because *there were no witches there*

...and here I thought eating all that “man food” was you all focusing on being sexy. I mean, I’m married to a candy fiend obsessed with molten cheese... that’s just classically sexy right?

That’s why I picked 91. Like I quit buying lots of comics and I find bags of them all over the place.

.... a room full of cocaine he forgot about in 1991

What? No Baleen? I’m sorry if he doesn’t have teeth like a humpback whale this thing is ruined. #ReleasetheBaleenCut

No, but when we went to the Apple Orchard last weekend she did buy four boxes of bulk candy which she has hidden around the apartment.

This needs to be a regular feature. I’m 98% certain my wife was a squirrel in her last life, I want to keep her up-to-date on her brethren.

I’m pretty sure now that it’s Churro. Behold, the Churro sheep!

Actually I was just thinking she was using some Iron Man tech in there because she wasn’t going to hand out full on vibranium designs to the outside world yet. Or Stark signed up to distribute Wakandan technology in the US when they opened their outreach centers, which would explain why he had a nanite suit by…

That or almost violent laziness.

Cleanliness aside the most *failed* bathroom I have ever been in was a Baskin-Robbins. Both lever-style water taps were on backwards so they were crossing each other like swords outside a fantasy movie palace. And the toilet seat was about 20 degrees off center. Not broken. It had been *installed* that way.