I realize you’re just making a joke but the pyramids were actually built by conscripted peasants who, actually, were paid. The construction was basically run as a public works project to employ farmers during the flood season.

Nah he’s just coming to get Darth Maul back, their rental is up.

How appropriate that they're using the same kind of technology Martin uses to write the books.

You do, and I did. Actually it’s unusually stable. Though full disclosure I nixed the lettuce and tomato because...well it’s not like they make it healthy or anything.

Fried egg on a burger. Maybe. Unfortunately fried egg on a sandwich belongs on something else for me:

I too, am frequently burned by Butterfinger. However, your ideal Butterfinger salvation lies in the frozen north: Canada.

I can think of a ton of applications that literally *require* day old rice. I will definitely risk food poisoning for Arancini.

Yeah, since when did Bucky have a fully grown beard?

Over a medium distance there is a significant advantage over air-travel. My wife’s family lives near Syracuse, NY and both of us have frequently taken the Amtrak line from Cleveland to Syracuse. It’s a 6 hour train ride, I don’t have to drive along Lake Erie during the holidays, and at that distance, it takes the same…

The chair or couch can stay exclusively for the Women’s room, however, I personally wouldn’t touch one in a Men’s room. Although that’s another good reason for everything to switch to one person unisex bathrooms. 

I’m interested to try this version, but I have to say the first time I tried Alton Brown’s recipe I felt about the same.

Actually it’s still the same Ant-Man, but there is a Scott Pilgrim Cinematic Universe.

Pro tip: Always write your movies so that no one can direct them but you.

Am I the only one that thinks they gave it to John Ottman because he’s also the film’s composer and can’t get credit because most of the soundtrack is Queen’s music? I mean his film editing is super weird but he was also responsible for integrating his score into the movie.

I have this hilarious idea in my head now that they’re just going to make 3 Wonder Woman origin movies set in different time periods. Steve Trevor always winds up on Paradise Island but this time he’s a Cold War spy, next time he’s an Iraq War contractor. Steve always dies at the end of the movie...

When you factor in surface area this actually has less crust on it than chicken sandwiches of the exact same weight so you’re probably better off getting a couple of those.

1/4c yeilds 8 cups of popped corn? What kind of popcorn are they using? I use a quarter cup and get enough for one normal lunchbag worth of popcorn, and I only have about a dozen or so unpopped kernels.

Where do they come down if you dice the stuff I wonder? I’m generally a cheese-only person myself but when I did Pepperoni I liked that better. Consequently my metric for a good pizza place is if they can make a good pie with cheese only. If they can do that they should be able to add a topping.

Oh I agree, he’s hardly the problem with that movie. But couldn’t bother to read a 200 page book? Eccleston said the same thing too, he’s just done enough other stuff I’ve forgiven him.

I’m really trying to like Ian McShane these days. I really, really like him in American Gods and I think he’ll do a wonderful job in Hellboy (though no one can replace John Hurt) But I still can’t forgive him for doing that awful Dark is Rising movie they made.