Boston is a boogeyman you can apply any negative thing you want to, realistic or not, because they started winning at sports occasionally. I hate this planet.

“We’ve decided that isn’t funny anymore”

There’s nothing funnier than both Mac and Dennis as an incredibly phoned in Jerry.

My friends had candy corn out when I visited last weekend and that shit is good. This anti-candy corn contingent is troubling to me.

IV left the site, but still does the bulk of reviews? I only come back to this haunted house to read movie/tv reviews, and when I read that IV left, I was pretty sad. But it seems like he’s still around? What did I miss?

I think they’re pretty fun to watch. But I like watching birds (but not bird watching, as a hobby). For some reason they have their offspring next to the parking lot at work, and that is an adorable couple months. Then before they fly south, they get a little salty and intimidating, and only then do I want to hit them…

I like both if its late at night and I’m eating directly out of the jar, but for everything I want to put peanut butter on (bread, crackers, etc) I greatly prefer smooth. Its feels like part of the point is the smoothness. And the peanuts in crunchy peanut butter are odd. Reminds me of the peanuts in Payday bars.…

What’s happened to Pizza Hut is a national tragedy. All of the major pizza chains fell off, or weren’t that great to begin with, but Pizza Hut redefined falling off. (my favorite chain pizza to worst chain pizza to worthless pile of salt)

The restaurant across the street from me got cited for occasionally releasing an absolute garlic bomb on the neighborhood. It hasn’t happened in a while. Garlic is delicious, but the stench was absolutely noxious. Something evil happens to garlic as it becomes airborne.

I relate to “could barely stand up”. I sat in my seat until the theater lights came on, only to leave when I didn’t want the janitor to see me bawling my eyes out. Devastating movie - scared to revisit.

We should all have the same opinion. That is the new law.

Is this the airing of grievances? Holdo commits suicide. Finn tries to commit suicide. Luke commits suicide so 12 people can sneak out the back. What a blast. Fun summer entertainment 

This episode was awesome but I’m going to criticize it. Other than the first scene, and a couple at the end, this was three vignettes with a beginning montage, a middle, and an end. its a clever way to go nowhere.

As someone with a horrific regional accent, I really appreciated Jimmy Chicago-ing up the letter. Chuck would hate that.

They’ve kind of ruined the cousins. They’ve gone from evil incarnate to a couple dudes standing round in stupid-ass shoes.

The Nacho stuff was almost too hardcore. Yikes!

Liberals: We’re puritans now!

I’m basic. I laughed at “dog eating gook”. And a couple of the white people tweets. We’re mad? This is comedy heaven.

Dan made a brief apology and Adult Swim says they stand by him. It sucks they even had to address it, since its blatant targeting by MAGA trolls. No one actually cares. Pretty frightening these creeps have enough reach to get large corporations to respond, especially since this was a particularly weak and transparent…

A weak Russian psyop is attacking comedians for James Gunn-esque jokes and are barely making a dent. They appear to be desperate because the conspiracy is as transparent as ever. If you see these assholes, outrage junkies, please don’t get sucked in. You will be supporting the lamest Russian/4-chan/MAGA op we’ve seen.