How dare you

That looks remarkably like the collage done for Sonia Saralya

We take Twitter too seriously. It started out brain-dead dumb, with jokey posts mostly for your friends who would get it, like a proto-mass text. Not an international audience.

Big d’s are fun once, like wow check that out. Then every other time its like oh god, this thing again.

Right? Unless your bartender is a human vitamix I can’t imagine a significant amount of ice gets through at all.

I’ve shaken and strained plenty of drinks and the ice didn’t get significantly broken up. He probably just likes to slam incredibly cold bevs. Not a connoisseur, just a ripper.

Oh no problem. This happens to me a lot.

I was bridging a gap with a tongue in cheek post about how were all the same. Theo Epstein is where it became a total bit. I genuinely love both places and grew up near Boston.

Aren’t they remarkably similar? Uncomfortably segregated, prohibitively expensive, swamp ass summers, tragically depressing winters, specific food culture, traffic, terrible accents, surprising level of trashiness, alcoholism, Theo Epstein. Boston is a New England clusterfuck and Chicago is a big midwestern grid. But…

Thats a relief.

He’s republican.

He’ll do Jumanji 2, because Herculeus 2, Rampage 2, the Baywatch 2, Central Intellgience 2, Skyscaper 2, San Andreas 2 ARE NOT happening. Fast and Furious is not his franchise. Does he try another GI Joe? Or another DOOM? Journey 3? Dude is so obviously thirsty.

The Rock should take a break. He’s over-exposed. He tries to launch a franchise 5 times a year. Try a dramatic role or something. For me he’s synonymous with franchise reach.

There were two “The Wolverine”. The bad one and the Japanese bad one.

Its was good enough to birth an entire genre.

Its overrated as a bad line, and its not well delivered. I really don’t know who to blame. Maybe nobody?

Brilliant. How did the all these heroes get prison bodies?

Throwing you some scraps, but Paul Rudd is sorta hairy as hell in his 3 seconds of shirtlessness in Ant-Man 2. They didn’t shave him down like the rest of Marvel heroes.

Pitt mainstreamed that pubic muscle that no one not on HGH can achieve..

He was nominated for Guest Actor In A Drama Series