Rebel Rebel, your face is Mike Pence

Yeah I'm pretty awesome

The AV Club

Because this outrage stuff is making us meaner and dumber and I don't think he said anything wrong.

Are you quoting the first ever post on the internet?

Every romantic comedy couple that stays together gets divorced in 2-15 years.

I've had a celebrity crush on Patton for like 15 years. Now that his love life is national news, I'm like, bich I was here the whole time.

Do you think that Samsung or Sprint release better rap albums?

TIDAL has a great business plan. Make your album releases confusing and cell-phone conglomerate based and exclusive for an indeterminate amount of time, that ends up being a week. The only exclusive was how hard I hated TIDAL for a week.

I was also surprised by the options for flagging. Its like legalese for allowing racial slurs. I didn't even eventually flag it because I got tired of figuring out which lie was the best.

C'mon Chrissy. We talked about this.

His face has always been kind of a nightmare

I don't know why they don't just tell us when

FUNNNYYYYYYYYY

My step aunt sits around all day eating scallions.

yeah but you don't die that part is kind of boss

It sounds like Jay-Z misses the old Kanye.

The internet won't rest until every album is 100% memes.

I think its called "The Batchelor"

Aren't you like seventy?