So old people use the internet but they really shouldn't?

You're 50+? That's so fucking gross.

Everyone in my family dies in their low 60s. Have fun being 90, weirdos.

Anyone who says "pray tell" is hot garbage immediately disregarded.

Here's how we're an edge case. We got the Facebook during college. we didn't have cell phones until after college (some of us did during but they weren't necessary just a fancy pager). 9/11 happened the first week of college. Youtube happened after we graduated. iPods were considered cray-cray. We had stacks of CDs.…

You're a boomer. Super close to being gen x but sorry.

Watching the shittiest thing possible didn't bind you?

This is dumb. Don't label yourself.

Christ. I'm not politically activated I just hate hill people. You and your billie friends need to act right.

I grew up next to Boston and I hate that I got priced out of it. I don't want a fucking villa, I just want to live amongst my people. I don't wanna live in a fucking condo. If there's ever a buyer's market again, I'm snapping up some property. If there's not, the rents will push me further toward Wess Mass and New…

Let who go? Billies?

I'm going to end up in NH. The price has made that apparent, I still think it sucks though.

You don't know what state you're in.

Gross.

Bitch I voted for Hillface in the primary. Still unclear on what gross state you're from.

I was just making a point not imploring someone to commit suicide, jerk.

I'm gay but I still have the hots for M-Rod.

Oh sit in Indiana and cry. Your grandma crossed an ocean.

Fund deez nuts, Your ancestors crossed continents to find better jobs. Recently. Rot in Kansas.

Damn, I was just bullshitting and there's a fucking article. Its not Bluexit as much as Blue-we run the fucking world. New Hampshire can get the fuck out of there. Oh you've been a blue state for ten minutes?