Ehh this is just because its July 4th weekend and I'm thinking about the American experiment, but places like Massachusetts and California do it way better than the rest of you hillbillies. Better than some pretty slick European countries. Why are we still allowing dick-riding states like Arkansas on this ride?

I hate when people shit on Carter, but his whole essence was soft.

I'm one of those. I still want to ingest a grenade every time I see a Trump bumper sticker.

I've been boycotting WWE since I turned 13.

Jay-Z kind of references Jews a lot. Its always aspirational though. Its also always junk stereotypes. So it sorta sucks but also makes me want to be more Jewish.

Eric Benet still in talks.

TV Club dropped coverage of a ton of shows and yet still reviews two wrestling programs a week. Probably nice for wrestling fans but bad for humanity.

Its hilarious when people think CNN is like some liberal go-to. CNN is cheesy, we've been off that since '06.

Remember a million years ago when Beyonce's dad was some head-breaking manager? What's his role in all this?

Jay-Z shot his own brother? What's the story there.

I had three friends tell me they fell asleep during Rogue One. Its the movies fault at this point.

I've been trying to figure out when Kinja is happening (just so i know when to set myself on fire), and this oddly shaped 4-day weekend is probably prime time to introduce it when we're not looking.

I think I hate Jamie Foxx too. Did you see the ads for his FOX game show where he's a massive clown with an Amish beard acting like a hyperactive 4 year old? I'm like dog you won an Oscar.

Somehow "Jerry Orbach art car" was a phrase my brain was super ready for.

I'm a shaky-cam defender, and there's no defending that absolute botch-job of a Bond movie. Quantum sucks because its director sucks. The opening car chase is the worst filmed thing in the history of film.

Supremacy is my favorite Bourne movie, and I can defend the shaky cam. Greengrass makes every shaky-ass shot have information in it. Bourne notices a weakness, or shifts the transmission, or rolls up a magazine: its all accompanied by a quick shot and a quick edit. Michael Bay and Quantum of Solace just want to point…

I signed up for a free trial of Tidal to get this, only to find out I still can't listen to it. So I was a Tidal subscriber for about 15 seconds. Fuck you, Tidal. I tried. You didn't.

That's perverse.

COMEDY

Shoutout to The Travel Channel, who is so low on programming, everyday they just air a marathon of whatever show is premiering tonight. If you like "Josh Gates' Destination Truth" here's 80 of them.