I thought Ted Nugent was the president of the NRA?

LOL this is the shooting that wakes the right-wing up? You stupid fake fucks.

These comments have convinced me Kinja needs to happen soon so I can finally divorce myself from reading this website.

I'm guessing the ages of the characters are not the same as the ages of the actors in real life. It happens in a lot of movies (it happens in every movie).

The Vietnamese guy lost his eye in the US war on Vietnam. The "Mark Wahlberg blinded a guy" story is not real. The rock thing is also not accurate. But he was a shitty racist teenager, for sure.

Didn't sound like he thought it was outrageous. He just knows how strip clubs work.

No

Is that General Grevous reflected in her glasses?

Yeah, that great movie, #TheColorPurple. Do hashtags work in a picture of your notes app?

In Rio, NBC had pre-taped swimming events and live gymnastics events airing in prime time. The live gymnastic events were a total snooze. A ton of athletes milling about waiting to go on, while the announcers killed time. And the pre-taped swimming events were a non-stop joy. I know they get a ton of shit for not…

During the Olympics, NBC Universal (the cable channel) shows full Curling matches all day.

Cool! When I made my top ten that year, Shallows was solidly on it. It gets stupid, for sure, but everything leading up to it was a beautiful atmospheric B-movie that totally worked. Love The Shallows!

I looked it up and they used to review it. I thought it was some show no one ever heard of so I was like, really?, nine articles about a family sitcom being cancelled?

Why does avclub keep telling us about the ongoing saga of Last Man Standing? They don't seem to like it, its never really been a hit show, its definitely not on its reader's radar. Kind of a head-scratcher.

FUCK NO

So they just failed to properly murder her the first time?

Something has been troubling me about the plot, so I hope someone can explain. What is Varga's interest in Swango to the point where they're flipping prison buses to get to her? I think she only got on their radar by having an unrelated clandestine meeting with Sy. Was it simply the beating was meant to kill her, and…

I can't tell the difference between most sausages, even seconds after being explained the difference. So I think I have sausage blindness. Not a big deal. I kind of like them all.

If we can keep Luschek half-naked I'll be happy.

Linda getting cornered and branding herself "the counterfeit c—- of Connecticut" and thereby fitting in better than Piper was a huge belly laugh.