It felt like such a sea change was coming with the cliffhanger, so high-stakes (If it was a network show the ads would say LITCHFIELD WILL NEVER BEEN THE SAME). But the show immediately settled into its worst instincts. Tonal shifts and head-scratchers. The rage behind the riot turned into hijinks in 5 seconds. I…

Probably random store. Its in the mall in ABQ

She didn't edit this one. Skip Macdonald did

I didn't understand the insurance claims. But a different childish scribble next to two things that are supposed to match up is going to be a dead give-away of fraud.

Hurt Locker For Dogs

I'm sure its a nice story, but it looks like someone saw all those youtube videos of dogs greeting their owner returning from war, got blazed, and was like "what if the dog was the one returning from war?"

Its sloppy nonsense sandwich week at the AV Club.

Haha, he said what we're all thinking; and posted about several days ago. Seriously all these fake Jon Stewart's are painful as Jon Stewart eventually got. Does he eventually do a terrible interview, or god-forbid, a roundtable?

I don't think of it as Twin Peaks, its just a weekly dosage of pure Lynch. It really transports me. This is the first week it felt like just an episode of something, but I still stared at it like my life depended on it.

Old age makeup is something that routinely gets shit on, often for good reason, but it worked here wonderfully.

There hasn't been a single apology the internet at large has liked, yet they keep demanding them.

OK, who's giving every episode an F? I'm guessing its a joke on the title, but c'mon.

Arcade Fire is one of the rare bands where their most recent thing is my favorite. I guess because they build on their past and take it to a different place. Reflektor is dope as hell.

Its sneakily 80s pop too. The chorus is kinda George Michael. I've listened to it like 100 times and I don't even like music.

I'm assuming its the guy Benicio is playing. He ever hung dong in a movie? Maybe they'll do a prosthetic.

Well that was uneventful. It doesn't bait Americans at all. Its a simply told story of a murder, with Australian murders hanging there on the left panel begging you to click on them. How dis trump?

Unrelated: Would you link the article you've enthusiatically applied to the discussion hence confusing the fuck out of us.

I spend a lot of time in a crime-ridden hell hole and we don't indiscriminately beat Aussies to death. Case of bad luck looking for a story, I'm afraid.

Haha right?

Right. That guy said a bad word, so I can gracefully rollerblade away from the slavery shit I started.