Boxers are next-level nonsense, A loose garment underneath your clothes is dumb. Its intrusive and uncomfortable. Everyone pees the same way regardless.

He's an intense snooze fest when he shows up on podcasts, Makes me feel tired.

AGREED. I have extraneous fabric on my upper thighs so its not some gay ass speedo. Intense gay panic allowed boxer briefs to exist.

Briefs are like boxer-briefs that don't feel like an insane diaper

I really like the pro-briefs lyrics. There's not a dude on earth who looks bad in tighty-whities. Maybe just me.

Certainly not. I was a completely different person in the 90s. Grinding on a playground with super slick wheels. How was I not murdered?

Yeah Portia's new face was all over the comments back when the show was on. I didn't think it was that bad. She chopped her bangs off and had a little rock face. It wasn't terrible. I might say it was a borderline upgrade, but that's brash.

They are. My friend was using one of these and I was like "are those ABEC 9s???" since I used to rollerblade. Bearings are now disposable shit and I used to pay top dollar for 'em.

Season 4 was fantastic and I'm waiting outside of AV Club HQ to fight everyone who disagrees with me.

I hate this show but I'm sad for some reason.Not sure why. I'm not a boob guy.

Trump's not a real republican.He probably realizes now the people who elected him are rube nonsense. I think we could get single-payer healthcare if we told him we'd like him more if he did it, if he was a good boy.

Get out of here. 6'3" 168 is a skeleton. Unheard of.

That said, when I was 250 I'd dream of the day I'd be under 200 lbs. I got there, and I still look like a doughy piece of shit.

I disagree. I'm currently 190 and am carrying a lot of weight around my mid-section, Homer-style. I'd say he's tops 220. (I've been 250 and my face and limbs got fat, like King-Size Homer).

He "lived biblically" to show how asinine the Bible was, and to show how no one, even the biggest bible-thumper on the earth, lives that way (while a lot of people claim to). So he might heart your guy.

That is the joke I was making.

12 guys watching BBT?

I remember the author doing the rounds on talk shows about "Living Biblically" many years ago. Seemed like a funny dude, and that the year was pretty tough on him. But this has wack sitcom written all over it. Just pretend you read his book.

I mean, its not a kitty cat, but it is kind of adorable in its own way.

Simpsons has a deliberately shifting timeline where everyone stays the same age. How do we not get this? Lisa Simpson isn't in her late 40s, she's still a child. I'm SO OPPOSED to this article.