I understand the kids like saying it, but it still feels like something my jerkoff uncle would say and always will. I guess we reclaimed it or whatever.

I know 9 people and 7 of them are named Mike. So Its like regular Mike, gay Mike, magic Mike, work Mike, etc.

I love the dog. I don't like avclub resembling my aunt's facebook.

This is wonderful news. Coming back from an insane hiatus, the ratings were bad news bears, and I honestly though this was done. NINE NINE.

You ran an article about a dog on a roof, so I'm pretty sure you're patient zero about giving a shit about this.

Honestly, I find this scarier than Trump.

So GJI is just the last 5 minutes of a local news broadcast?

LOL JIZZ

I'm just excited I can type Ljubljana off the dome. Can I say it? Nope. I can spell that mess all day tho.

She's Slovenian so he'd have to move to Ljubljana.

Whoa things happen on twitter a lot.

Put that shit in an envelope next time

I know they're just copy and pasting the original article, but unless Mike Pence has a freaky forearm with elbows in it, no one got elbowed.

There's a 99% chance that kid's parents are annoying.

Soccer is just not on my radar, but that's probably a better example.

Kid got grazed at best. He should have flopped like an NBA player.

Yeah its pretty obvious what she meant. They got her though. Fire up the internet article engine, someone misspoke in an interview.

Yeah are they properly portrayed as the worst or not?

When everyone eats the dog's semen in Van Wilder (possibly unrated version) I dry heaved and had to concentrate on not puking.

No need to feel bad then, I'm here for the sweet sweet tweets.