truck engine (I know its different, but is it really?)

Great, thanks for telling me about this, Jose! All that money I’ve been setting aside for my future? GONE! Just because I’m going to have to buy one of these, and a lineman’s uni, and a hard-hat...not to mention all the legal fees I’m going to be facing every time I’m caught digging holes in my neighbors’ yards!

goal:

Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions so this guys knows to spare his teenager from driving a Lincoln

Photo resolution FTW:

And I think we’ve found the flaw in that plan...

When I track with a couple of ACR guys in NorCal, I’m always impressed with how fast those cars are.

It’s a 2013 GTS. The ACR is phenomenal for those guys who track their cars all the time, but since 95% of my miles are on the street, the “luxury” GTS always made more sense to me.

Great review Robb.

Grow up.

Every other car blog defaults to right leaning except for EV-specific ones. Can’t you just let us have this one?

This is Jalopnik. This is what Jalopnik does.

I feel like that show as well as Rick And Morty suffer from a lot of people failing to understand that ‘protagonist’ does not mean ‘hero’ and that neither one means ‘role model’.

how about in gravel like the Subaru?

you dont get it do you? This level of payouts and structure makes sure that ALL CEOs and corp officials care about is one thing.. short term stock bumps so they can cash out some stock options. THAT means they dont care about the long term health of the company, they dont care about employees, their families, the…

“Dunder Mifflin Chevrolet, may I help you?”

I think its a word choice thing. “From the outset” is what I would generally use when the thing is in a state, and always has been. “In the beginning” or something would be what I would use for “the thing used to be in this state, but maybe changed.” But I am not a professional writer, so I differ to your judgement…

I personally have only awful things to say about exclusive, expensive, powerful monstrosities and the terrible people who buy them...

Normally I’d agree with you, but I’m definitely drinking the T.50 Kool-Aid right now. 

My god. It is absolutely perfect. Just stunning.