$200k to spend and you’re asking for advice? He doesn’t have a pretty solid opinion of what he wants, or does he simply want to tell someone he has $200k to blow to gloat? 

So the same company that turned a pretty simple word, unlimited, into “Unlimited Plus”, “Unlimited Beyond”, and god knows how many other plans that clearly all have restrictions and limitations, now wants us to be thrilled that a shady subsidiary of theirs is offering a vague “unlimited” plan of some duration and some…

Live*

You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You’d be a connoisseur.

NP. Quick check online reveals two surprises: there are a lot of these for sale out there and this one would be among the lowest priced and lowest mileage examples. The real surprise? That so many commenters don’t realize Ferraris are expensive mistresses. Just because you can’t afford it doesn’t mean it’s crack pipe.

NP- I assume most first-time Ferrari buyers opt for red. Having this one tells the world you’re past that shouty, immature stage and are (slightly) less of a douche.

Crack Pipe! Like everything on the Internet I expect to pay nothing and get great content daily, or at least 5 days a week at 8 am.

Oliver is pretty damn great and close.

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

There it is. 

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Don’t show that picture to David Tracy.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

They’ll sell tens of them over the life of the vehicle. 

That is an incredibly flippant way to look at such an expensive purchase

Yup. What is worse is that Trump and FOX News will blame all of the auto layoffs on the Democrats. The GOP voters will believe it too. Even if its a complete lie (like saying the trade war is the fault of the Democrats), they will find a way to shift the blame and ignore the hours of video showing it was all Trump’s…

It’s okay, any minute now it’ll kick in and we’ll be swamped with factory and coal jobs....

And yet these idiots will still vote for Trump again, because nobody appears to understand what tariffs are...