No one wants your sperm

Are you a first responder/emergency response person? Because those are the only people who have any business flying INTO Puerto Rico at this particular point in time.

Have your wife drive.

I was already up anyways at 4:30. Read about Best Buy and got disappointed, randomly checked checked the link from IGN’s guide and it worked. I was able to pre-order 2. One for me and one for someone at Christmas. I’m not a scalper, just got lucky once.

If your hardware store still has any, go list ‘em on markeplace real quick!

There are not many cars that I would spend more than $120k on (all hypothetical, I am not rich), but I would buy a Singer and price be damned. Shit, I would need a coupe and Targa.

I think motor boner was what you where going for.

Naturally aspirated 500 hp? Ok, no problem. Air cooled?

Not sure what cars dropped CD players. My car is a 2015, and it has a CD player.

Radiohead’s “Kid A” is on this list and so therefore the entire list is categorically invalid.

Another fun fact: that was the inspiration for the hook to the Aerosmith song.

“Well. “Feel slow” is a relative thing. My quickest car is a 19-year-old Forester and my second-quickest ride is a 30 year old truck.”

Do you think it’s possible that they meant to include everyone in their words and that society would come around to the injustice of non-white males? What you proposed is a logical interpretation of the founders’ intentions, but to say that it’s a fact that their intentions were to only grant themselves freedom is new…

I think you’re thinking of 996TT’s. The 997 is a good step up in looks department. I have a base 996 and while I love the car I’ve never pretended it’s particularly good looking. I also don’t care as it’s a blast to drive!

Three years ago a 997 Turbo was $35k?

They switched to Monster Cables.

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

Skeptical snake.. not so skeptical

I’m officially old. Marking it down. This car does absolutely nothing for me. I’m a McLaren fan, I know this is going to be impossibly fast, have perfect handling, get 108mpg and reverse climate change. I should feel something, anything, but I don’t. I’m not trying to brag, I’m honestly confused.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.