Mark Sanchez also scored reallllly high on the Wonderlic.

I’m sorry, but how is the misogyny stronger than the racism here?

In the racism camp we have:
“fucking Nigger”
“Not showing the public your welfare and unemployment check?”
“Stupid fucking nigger.”
“Go fucking pick my cotton”
“only thing you can fuck is the government and myself (a tax payer) for doing fucking nothing and…

Do you even MsPaint, bro?

Can you at least give credit to the commenter in the previous article that mentioned Pseudobulbar effect?

Seriously, these people are so dumb. I’m tempted to just get in my spaceship and go to outer space and do my ninja training there instead, just to get away from these freaking liars on the internet.

Only with proper screening. And when I say “screening” I mean “grab them by the pussy.”

Both!!

Great that we won or great that we made it to fucking DEADSPIN!?!?!?

As a devils fan this is great

Back in highschool I could jump my truck clear over those mountains over there.

but they rolled my old truck payments in with no problem!

But I flap the paddles.

Do you want free gas for your $30,000 car too? What else are you entitled to?

Buys $900 phone.....cannot afford a $12 cable.

If Torch ever leaves Jalopnik, I dont think I will have a reason to read it anymore.

Hi Tyler!

Congratz ohjvo

Sweet. Half racing slick, half all season.