Now, if only someone could find a way to make this work on my television...

What’s the quickest way to make a million bucks? Start with two. 

While Trump was scratching his ass and while Republican Senators met with their bosses in Russia, Warren was celebrating July 4th with soldiers stationed overseas in Iraq and Kuwait. Of course they’re scared of her and will be screaming Pocahontas ad infinitum.

Maybe when the assholes start calling the cops on a white kids lemonade stand or a white family bbq or a white candidate out canvassing her constituents 

Nah, Ivanka as Michael makes so much sense. She’s the one that acts like she’s above the vulgarities of her father and his business, but deep down is an even more ruthless version of him. 

There’s lots of things the Queen could talk to Trump about, but he’d blab and misremember and lie later on. Like, she could say, “Kim Jong Un, what was he like? So few people have ever met him.” And Trump would later recall, “The Queen, Queen Ellen or whatever her name is, told me herself that she thinks it’s terrific…

Fucking awesome, good for her. Just want to note that Donald Trump is not her boss or her boss’s boss, etc... Congress is supposed to be coequal with the Presidency, even if they mostly seem interested in refusing to take responsibility for anything and then posturing when things go wrong (e.g., the constant stream of…

Single-player heavy with online elements? Cool.

/raises hand sheepishly/

I....I still care about the pee tape...

Drift away while you have nightmares of being strangled

Drift away while you have nightmares of being strangled

There’s a bit in the film where one of the villains is mocking Dr Strange’s spells, at which point my girlfriend leaned over to me and whispered, “They’re ILLUSIONS, Michael!”

Can we also talk about the gross lack of journalistic integrity it takes to invite Cohen onto his show to interview him about an ongoing investigation and not disclose his personal relationship to the guy? We may as well call Fox News state-run media I mean for real.

I was a little off. It takes as little as five years to fully vest pension, but 20 allows for the pension to start at age 50 instead of 62.

Reallllllly hoping we get Cruz out this year. Beto is just so good!!

Keep in mind a shooter at Ft. Hood killed 13 people. On a military base where presumably the number of “Good guys with guns” would be higher than average.

Adam leaves closed committee hearings to illegally leak confidential information.

I can’t believe you didn’t mention this....

This show is astonishingly well written. I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a show with writing as confident as this.

In a world where shows will have the same status quo for 11 full-sized seasons, The Good Place has had two totally different status quos in two half-seasons and has set up a totally new one for next…

Bucky was in Army, like Buster. And he has the stealth capabilities of a Milford man.

"I love all the Avengers the same."