OH LOOK! Someone else who thinks they know something without experience on the internet!

I mean, $23,000 for a week's work is almost $1.2M a year. Sure, a pittance for UggsBoy and DiscountDouble, but shit, you're telling me the dime guy on D making $900,000 a year doesn't want that? The average NFL salary isn't that much higher ($1.9M). Winning just one game doubles that to $46,000.

I hear you that it…

Calling in fake incidents to emergency services or harrasing people is already illegal. The law agrees that these people should be punished, the trick is finding the culprits. How exactly do you propose that the laws already being broken get better enforced?

I'm not sure kids being up late one night is exactly the problem in this story.

Can't understand how you don't understand people live and enjoy different lives than yours..

I'm an old grump and just cannot fathom how kids think this shit is funny. They are LITERALLY putting peoples' lives in danger let alone wasting valuable Community resources to respond to these fake calls.

"As the Cold War began, there was a perceived need for the development and testing of nuclear weapons..." I love the subtle, revisionist view of what world politics demanded at the start and during the Cold War with the use of "perceived". "We really didn't need nuclear weapons. The Soviets would have never…

Da booty tight doe

It's almost rude how gorgeous this car is.

These Unbelievable Close-Ups Of My Balls Will Blow Your Mind

This year at the US Grand Prix, COTA hosted Kid Rock after the race so everyone would run to the parking lots as fast as possible.

Screw you Jalopnik and your damn click baiting. I clicked the headline hoping to see a video of a clown themed Kid Rock cover band and I am leaving dissatisfied and sour. This is why I read Yahoo for my auto news.

Michael Ballaban burning the midnight oil.

I can't believe I ate read the whole thing.

Illuminati confirmed

These are the type of articles I don't get on any other auto website. Thank you, and please don't change.

Well, my . . . uh . . . neighbor says it's perfectly normal!

I'm gonna jump in and say yes. . . based solely on the word a friend, of course!

Right here.

Can a person be sexually aroused by this mastery of carpentry, and it not be weird?