I still think this entire article is a Photoshop. Unmodiefied Eclipses don't exist, period.

Am I the only one who had a mini-disc player in 1992?

I just want a modern equivalent of this:

no seats with pseudo helicopter controls? fail!

How's the weather out on that limb?

That is the point of a racecar.

fuck it, now i want a Toblerone

Right. This was made in 1994 and had a tape deck and cd changer. Ipods and phones were still a few years away.

Dear Honda/Acura,

"We are proud to introduce the 2009 Acura NSX here at the 2015 Detroit Auto Show!"

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

But it's OK to have a 70k Camaro? And a 70k Challenger?

Um, is that an 8200 RPM redline? I know it is the right type of engine to do it. Damn, Ford. You scary

Me as a Ford Fanboi today:

• Most iconic name in American racing

Ford is absolutely killing it at Detroit.

7 spoke wheels on Mustangs are my kryptonite.

Kind of reminds me of Auto Modellista visually.