You're**** For the love of god.

"or better yet" buy a new car or new appliance, he said.

you need to stop saying things are known by everybody just because you've seen them before!

Ummm what kind of sicko installs a Windows Space screensaver on their front window? What's the matter with you? Jesus, and you're going 190? Just play a video game for christ's sake!!

These should be Martini stripes.

And moldy Portland garage doors slowly opening up, too! Hahahahaa.

I went back and forth about whether this line would be acceptable, but when I read through the final draft I decided it had to stay.

That's the proper way to buy a rare care. As opposed to what I did:

I once went into a dealership service department and had my college girlfriend following me in another car. I don't want to brag — she was reasonably attractive but I suspect the dealer service people would've ogled a houseplant if it was wearing a sorority sweater. Anyway, they were making typical service guy…

After a while, he moved over to the classifieds and started looking for a GT3 to buy. And that's when he realized something: virtually every GT3 sitting online for sale is sitting online for sale for a reason. Some have mechanical problems. Some are overpriced. Some have accident history. But whatever the reason, the…

Nah, Matt came up with that photo. He called me earlier and the first words out of his mouth were "you should totally buy a Jensen Interceptor." So I suppose we can guess what's on Matt's mind today.

Doug: Please go lease a luxury/exotic car and incite a riot in the comment section from guys who make $23K per year telling you you're RENTING a car! "See this '99 GMC Jimmy? Paid cash. You on the other hand are BORROWING your Maserati/Porsche/Bentley (...)."

After a while, he moved over to the classifieds and started looking for a GT3 to buy. And that's when he realized something: virtually every GT3 sitting online for sale is sitting online for sale for a reason. Some have mechanical problems. Some are overpriced. Some have accident history. But whatever the reason, the…

the salesman leaves to "talk to his manager," which really involves the two discussing whether or not they would bang your wife.

Were/are you really considering a Jensen Interceptor? I endorse that plan.

I think you nailed it at the end. It's a way to build a warship to control an area without building a warship to control an area. :) I'm surprised they didn't stick VLS tubes on this thing.

Just another day in the Scooby...

I was confused by the "most typical Subaru driver" headline. because this is the first thing that popped into my head.

Would rather tear my wheels off than drown inside my car at the bottom of a frozen lake.