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As a person who is not an Alicia Keys fan, can you please help me to understand this reference? I want to be able to laugh at this joke.

Hey man, just a question, but......are you gay?

Happy Birthday, Mr. Bush! Have some cake.

240mph on BIAS PLY TIRES!

Wow. The seriousness with which they approach the whole event is just stunning. And when you think about it, the production quality is pretty amazing. They show a course map, they give you an in car camera shot of driving the course, they talk to the guy who set it up, they talk about the history of the scca etc.

Racer Bud Henthorn normally autocrosses a Chevette, but it was having mechanical troubles so he got a 1986 Celica rent-a-car and ran that instead.

"D Prepared Ladies" Oh my.

Nope, as in I disagree with your disagreement, so we'll have to agree to disagree. Cars already have faces. : )

Nope

It's lovely, and thanks, but this isn't about whaaing. I'm just saying the use of windshields for eyes is a colossal, unfathomable crime against humanity. That's all.

I like that. The loss of an eye would fit with his character, even.

I'm Helping!

Also: this is a fucking disgrace.

Believe it, brother. It's great!

Look, buddy, I have plenty of imagination. PLENTY. You should see the disgusting things I masturabate about. I'm just saying, if we give Pixar a pass on this, we give them free reign to reassign features at will, and when they finally do a movie about anthropomorphized people, the NIPPLES will be the eyes. Just you

Look, I'm not saying they didn't have their reasons or do what they thought best for their particular job- you can absolutely argue that they did— all I'm saying is that they committed a crime against humanity of unfathomable size.