Sitting in the Toyota dealership on the Champs Elysées.

I’ll cop to not having driven the lastest generation of Cayenne, but I’ve found the Cayennes I’ve driven to be inferior to the Q7 it shares a platform with. The Cayenne always felt more like the Touareg than the Q7 to me, and boy is that not a compliment.

Hot take: the Macan is actually pretty great. If Porsche is going to need to (and they do) sell SUVs to remain relevant and producing cars we love , then the Macan is the least offensive way they can go about that and is vastly superior to the Cayenne.

Non-vaper who just borrowed a friend’s vaped-in car for a week: it 100% absolutely, unequivocally does leave a noticeable smell and interior residue. Going noseblind to something doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

evidence of what Alien Ant Farm sounds like when they don’t have a Michael Jackson hook to lean on.

Holy crap, looking at the window frames you’re totally right. I grew up in a MkII, I should have caught that!

I mean, they literally have done this before in China/Mexico.

but once he was out of the car, it was all over.

This is a surprisingly good take.

I bought it when I bought a house and it’s been one of the better purchases I’ve made. Lets me work on my fun cars on my own time without needing to rush jobs to get them ready for DD duty on Monday, perfect vehicle for renting big tools from Home Depot, and if I’m not using it on the weekend I’ve got a friend or…

We apparently really struggle as a species with the concept of density.

Having just deployed all of that gravel....no doubt. It’s that third dimension that really kills you, man!

The pendulum effect at 50 mph with 2500 lbs of shit in the bed is unreal. I kept to 35 after a while.

It’s a $2500 beater truck, so just the same as it did before!

I couldn’t care less about the truck (it’s a beater) and the supply yard is very close to my house, but there’s no chance I’ll won’t pay the delivery charge next time.

Having spent the last two weekends shoveling my gravel into a path....you’re a monster.

The truth is that non-morons (read: landscape professionals) transport quantities like that by trailer or via dump truck.

I bought 3 cubic yards of decomposed granite a few months ago and went to pick it up with my B2500.

I miss the days when espn2 was showed spare-ass sports all day long. Rally, luge, roller hockey....it was a smorgasbord of spare and I loved every minute of it.

I feel like this is a direct middle finger to Hardigree and his Collins-hate, and I’m here for it