Relax, Brian; it’s just an article.

I’m quite fond of the expression “we’re only as sick as our secrets.”

Innocent misunderstanding, then. Good ol’ internet!

Difficult to star, but thank you for sharing; sorry you had to experience that. Thanks for your frankness; hopefully it can help us stop this shit from happening in the future.

That’s what freaks me out, if for these people the only conceivable reason not to do these kinds of things is fear of punishment, who knows what these motherfuckers would be capable of if they weren’t operating under their bronze-age yolks of superstition?

If you don’t think what Josh did was

This is a hard comment to star, but your strength (not to mention candor) are absolutely incredible. I admire you tremendously, and am obviously incredibly sorry that is something you were forced to endure.

This is fucking rad. Go Freedomland [France].

Yup. I’ve yet to meet a restaurant owner who wasn’t a miser of the first fucking degree. Solid advice right here.

Yup. I’ve yet to meet a restaurant owner who wasn't a miser of the first fucking degree. Solid advice right here.

Does it make me a bad person if my response to the headline, before having even read the story, was “get it grrl!”

....at the price of $115 USD...

I didn’t know it was possible to accomplish that with emojis. Now I do.

A selection of quotations:

I can’t remember who said this, but it’s a pretty perfect description:

Right? Is it “keep your damn legs closed!” or “I can’t keep y legs closed?” Make up your fucking mind, men!

“a few years?” Homie, it’s been almost a decade.

Your aim is true, and your words cut like a knife. Great column, and fuck David Brooks.

Pardon me, excuse me; I’m on a very humble Mission for God...

“But now we’re all set to be infallible again!”