Happy to hear it. Keep reaching out if you’re struggling, be gentle with yourself, and keep coming back.

Are you going to meetings? AA/NA/CA/whatever? My experience, as an alcoholic, as a drug addict, is that life gets more difficult without chemical comfort, not easier; drugs/alcohol were the solution to the problem, not the problem itself. The problem, in so many words, was how I felt, all the time. The 12 step…

As someone born in the Pacific Northwest, let me be the first to say that this post is Peak Oregon.

What song is that? It’s driving me nuts.

Breaking: aging, rich, white, Hollywood Old-Guard sycophant is a fucking racist.

Isn’t sucking the whole point of a vacuum tho?

Isn’t sucking the whole point of a vacuum tho?

Hey, A-bert, great article [though that isn’t to say poking fun at pHuckabee isn’t as foregone a conclusion as whatever is happening between him and that pheasant {it is}]; I love your writing and miss seeing your Foodspin posts cross-posted to Gawker. Actually, now that I come to think of it, I think I stumbled upon…

I’m about as far from a prude as a person can be, and maybe this is confirmation bias re: having been prompted by this article, but I swear to God I hear the toy not only say “what the fuck” but also “I’ll be damned.” There’s a youtube link down-thread wherein a father is making the toy speak so as to elucidate his…

What, the president can’t dislike peas, now?

You're so fucking boring.

This (as well as your previous post) are so spot-on they just about knocked me over. It’s especially hard to admit to complicity in the suffering of others, but we’re never going to make meaningful progress until we can cop to our failings.

Debate: settled.

Thank you. An absolutely inane thing to say.

I’d call the relationship between pHuckabee and the Duggars incestuous, but that seems gauche, somehow.

True story, but he just put up the bread for that. You're right though.

KotH is brilliant, and very underrated, probably largely for the reasons you said. Bonus points for pointing out that Seth McFarlane sucks big floppy donkey dick, because he does. He is painfully unfunny, as is literally every project with which he’s been involved.

A thousand times this.

For sure. Priorities, people; once we close the wage gap and maybe get free childcare/reproductive health care we can quibble over what the ignorant and outright hateful think of our moniker.

That song is so rad.

Nice Diderot, homie. Let’s be friends.