I love poutine. Omg. Now I want poutine.
Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
As we speak, I'm in the middle of reporting and writing a lengthy story for this afternoon, which you'll see shortly, for free. Yesterday, I spent several hours of my weekend transcribing interviews for more stories which you'll see this week, for free. Last week, while I was on vacation, I spent about 80% of my time…
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Gee, I'm sure it has nothing to do with people not wanting to be the faces of a story about sex workers ...
Given a lot of the company's actions in the past few years, it's fair to ask: have the minds behind Doritos…
I really hope they get to the bottom of the garbage bag shortage. My money is on the guy from #7.
You should also take board games so seriously that no one but other complete assholes will play with you.
I would gloat for you, so you don't have to. All you'd have to do by way of payment is come up with enough locusts. Deal?
Weird Al is, of course, the shit. I had a cassette of his first album that I played the Iron oxide off of, and every year when I go on vacation I MUST listen to the Dare to be Stupid album, like I did every road trip as a kid. We listened to Amish Paradise and the Alternative Polka nonstop the night after Senior Prom…
Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.
I guess the mystery behind why Open Carry and the food service industry are always converging is pretty well debunked.
Not one of these customers was served and consumed a chocolate cake made with human excrement, so I dispute the idea that they really "got what they deserved" :)
The reason Lyla didn't get fired is because every other staff member was in the back cheering her on for saying what they wanted to say, but lacked the chutzpah. Good going, Lyla!
See this is the kind of shit that happens when we start discouraging bullying.