Stupid hipsters and their trendy missing limbs.

Sweet ass pants.

My god, what kind of face is this even? How seriously gorgeous can a person get?!

My mom did basically the same thing to us four kids. That is, made us wear matching red polo shirts and khaki shorts/skirt when traveling. Yep, pretty much exactly the same but worse.

Take it from me, Rainicorn. Don't question this guy and his food preferences. They never make sense and they will be mildly offensive - even if you know he's half crazy.

I'm giving this article one star because HOW COULD SOMEONE NOT LOVE INDIAN FOOD??!! The horror, the horror!

I'm giving this article one star because the author used too many parenthesis and there weren't any jokes about Canada. Could also use more f-bombs.

YOU SAW IT COMING, TROUT.

Because the company I worked for is awful and that Union is weak. They don't even have a coffee machine for employees ("why should we?" was the answer I got when I asked). They're universally loathed, so letting the employees get shit upon was their way of making customers feel "very satisfied." When I transferred to…

really, though, the best part is that his friend was in town for the release of a special edition printing of a well-known feminist writer's works that he worked on..........He really should have known better.

Like I said, don't care. He's not even his best friend. He's just a dude that went to grad school with my boyfriend.

Well, I can now sleep easy in my bed knowing how much you believe these posts. Thanks!

I used to work at a Deli/Restaurant. There was an old regular who tipped well so long as the waitress kept him company most of the meal. He came in off busy hours for the quiet and so the waitress could afford to spend most of his meal at his table. He was pretty nice but a little creepy at times.

I worked at a grocery store in my teens. There was this one dude who (pretended that he) couldn't get his wallet out of his back pocket, because it was too big and he had crammed it in the pocket anyway. He asked me to help him get it out. I stood back and scoffed, saying nothing, but started to look for someone…

When I was working as a host (I was about 21)I had a customer who was in his 60's, out with two similarly aged friends AND ALL OF THEIR WIVES. A table of 8 or 10 I think. Anyway I'm walking them all back to the table and they're being old man flirts and at first it was just teasing and a little cute. Then the…

When I was waitressing, customers would regularly call after they left to ask me out—that always seemed weird, but the more forward guys were the worrisome ones.

Ugh on this topic. Sexual harassment is so common place for servers — whether from other staff, customers or both — that it's sickening.

Man, where do all these people come from. I cant even contemplate doing these things. I can be generally assholish, and am from time to time, but these people are just.. weird? How do they come up with this stuff...

"David Eagleman describes this as the umwelt: the assumption that our reality is the only reality out there."