tumblr, like 4chan, gets filted and delivered to me via imgur. Because the people on imgur are just there to observe society crumble.

I think it's weird how many of them are "You know what's HOT?"

The internet taught me that the trick to being a nerd is to be offended by disagreement.

What? Oh my god. I hang out with the tumblr crowd but am not a member of the tumblr crowd. I don't think I've ever seen a more high strung hivemind. Not even The Hivemind.

When I shared this article to Facebook I called it "Professional Internet Slacktivists Half-Ass Unlicensed Convention"

The other half of tumblr is the kind of porn that turns up 0 results if you try and Google it.

This whole thing would be very at home in /r/cringe

Only Tumblr would protest being kicked out of an event for failing to pay for the event.

WTF?

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It just means they'll have a CONSERVATIVE screeching harpy for a change.

I pretty much guarantee somebody already has.

It's fucking ridiculous is what it is. Critical thinking. Apply it from time to time.

And even semi-believable for a while!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I bet you forward chain letters.

I've never been, but I could have sworn that the regular r/nosleep was shitty enough.

The thing that I hate the most is that Jezebel posted this as though it were true. It's about the worst journalism I've ever seen on one hand, but I also went to Reddit to read the whole damn thing afterward....

Whoever moved in has called the police and forwarded to your address. Please remain in your home until they arrive.

Nobody WANTS to work at Sonic. Also, drunk and high people make your food for you almost every time you go to a restaurant. I'm sorry to break the news to you but they'd have a better job otherwise.

At my local Wendy's it was an Extra Small orange soda. You had to say "soda" too because we always call it "pop" here on the East Coast.