Those people who specifically asked? I guess. Idiot.

It's possible that he didn't do any of that stuff in 2014, but it was definitely a different story in 1984 and that shit catches up to you. Just look at Eddie Guerrero.

Wow. Awesome story. I was expecting one of the Warrior's world famous freak outs, but then it got heartwarming instead.

It appears I am about to start reading erotica. Thanks a lot.

United Pentacostal Church International, or UPCI. I know their ilk. Everything you've described is them. They are my least favourite Christianity. Speak in tongues and are astonishingly anti-women, even by the standards of Christianity.

You and your friends sound like fun. I'm going to try and bring mocking "literature" into my group dynamic.

Totally? You would have? Jobs are that cheap to you?

I, for one, welcome our Elder God overlords!

Sort of. I don't dislike vegetarians, though I do make jabs at my vegetarian friends playfully. HOWEVER, I've had some serious, hour long arguments with vegans where both sides felt like they won the argument.

Not officially, but the implications are rampant. NYC is one of the two multicultural cities in the US, I get that part of your implication. I also get that you're railing on Seinfeld because of its whiteness. Although I am actually seriously confused about this being in New York. I think this show's probably…

Well, maybe not butcher shops, though I hear they still have them in Britain. I don't know too much about them, but basically anything that's killed kosher was killed as fast as possible under humane conditions. I'm sure there are also horrible butchers who took the job because serial killer doesn't pay well.

City markets, meat markets, butcher shops. In my experience, this stuff is actually CHEAPER than the grocery store option too. It might be different in urban sprawl type settings, but I'm not exactly living in the middle of the backwoods here either.

I hate your ideas, but love the way you argue.

Aw, that's cute. Get an original "I don't have a comeback-comeback"

I mean, you're really assuming they're the same people? As someone who doesn't hate gay people, I'm kind of baffled by this.

Quinoa being the food that all vegetarians and vegans need right fucking now in huge qualities. Fuck the communities that actually depend on it to survive!

I'd eat that meat, but isn't it like $500,000 a pound and doesn't taste very good?

Bacon is wonderful and I don't extend human dignity and rights to animals. This is awesome. Before today, I was right on the border of no longer thinking of vegetarians and vegans as self-absorbed perpetual martyrs, and now I'm faced with all of this proof that it's the case. This really is Christmas.

No. I encountered it in like 1 in 3 people during my time in Liberal Arts University, and then they excluded me from their social lives even though I was respectful of their choice. So, no, fuck it. Well, to be fair I'm referring to vegans. Vegetarians are pretty alright as long as you don't look into how…

I'm pretty okay with it. I try and minimize the amount of torture, but that's more for the environment than any empathy I might have once had.