Quothe the Raven: “Here. Take some more.”

“West said that an hour later, he heard a knock at his door.”

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

Wayne Fetchzky?

Lindy Ruff

Alex Ovfetchkin

Ray Barque

Bark Messier

If you’re the kind of jerkass who is constantly looking for reasons to slag women’s college basketball, you could point to UConn’s wire-to-wire dominance as a sign that the sport is stale and boring.

How do I open a sham business in the Caribbean without paying expensive lawyer fees?

Judging from that first picture, all those empty seats that attended the game yesterday must’ve been devastated by the ump’s decision.

He is fantastic on FIFA 16 as well. I love dissecting the defense and bombing away from absurd distances only to watch my son’s hopes for a win crumble as I stand victorious while shouting “Ellllll Shaaaaaaarawyyyyyy” loud enough to assure at least a couple of the neighbors can name one player from Roma’s roster.…

Bottom of the 4th and they've completely tilted the camera so you can't see anyone behind the batter. I like these little battles.

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

Damn it, Raphael, you are a major symbol of the steroid era. Please stay away from baseball!

Christ. This is the uphill battle baseball has forged for itself, where concepts like 'fun' and 'excitement' are akin to root canals. Honestly, Grump McGrouchykins here is somehow or other pissed that people got hyped for the opening day of the season and made a big deal out of it? Significant life events for Hale…

They sold out every game on their victory tour in under an hour, and those tickets were selling for 50-100 over face value on the market. Their fan club is 2-3 times bigger than the men (i’m going off the last paid membership numbers I saw). They also sell out in areas that the men traditionally don’t sell out- WNY,…

US Soccer exists to promote soccer, ity isn’t a for-profit. They make plenty of money to pay the national teams fairly. I don’t care too much about which group brings on more or has a higher opportunity cost, both men and women should be paid the same. It’s a matter of principle and fairness

Without diving into the numbers (and I know I’m being lazy - they’re right there), victory tours are pretty lucrative affairs with most of the financial risk is taken by promoters, not the federation, especially if they’re coming off a WWC and an Olympic gold.

I really think we should take the NFL at its word here. In fact, let’s prove their point: we put Roger in a football helmet, then hit him in the head with a sledgehammer 255 times. It won’t cause any long-term effects, right? Everyone okay with this? Great, let’s get on it!