Seriously. With a different trans/gearing setup, I bet it could be idling in the overdrive at 80mph

It might just take a good long while to get there. The body is a whole hell of a lot more aerodynamic (and the car a lot lighter) than the Suburban after all.

No worries. I'm off to troll a Cummins board with my grammar pedantry. 

Good point. I should have written “accelerator pedal linkage.”

I have failed you. 

Respect to the Farmvette.

This is officially awesome and the first diesel car I think I’ve ever wanted. Price of entry seems worth it even if I just use it to piss off my HOA. 

Not a long way to go until the full Mad Max:

Stick to politics. Some of us are just trying to enjoy ourselves by ignoring the import issues of the day and focusing on news. If I wanted yogurt discussion, I’d go to a yogurt site.

From top to bottom, the Trump campaign/administration is just a teeming mass of incredibly shitty fucking people. It’s almost impressive how they haven’t even managed to accidentally hire someone who isn’t complete garbage.

Because without facial hair you cannot tell where their neck ends and their chin begins?

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

Seriously. I love how Prof. Karpf specifically notes that the tweet had 9 likes and no retweets before Stephens nuked himself from orbit.

He is awfully sensitive for someone whose entire career consists of being a giant meany.

Bret Stephens strikes me as the kind of person who feels unfulfilled if they don’t get to talk to a manager at least once per day. He’s not only a bedbug, but also a Beckybug.

This is definitely the best example of the Streisand effect in recent memory.

And here’s the theme song to all this:

White people’s ability to pivot into victimhood is a literal superpower. I quit my job yesterday after 10 years of being perpetually underpaid, nickle and dimed everytime I bring up salary, 3 years without raise, getting thrown every shit job no one else wants to do and being told I need to be a team player. I go in…

“the forlorn alabastress”

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.

Melania Trump is an awful person.