So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

that’s the dream

Don’t worry, Puja. You’ll most likely die well before you turn 84, much less 94.

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hard to say

WAS IT OVER

I always too much of a nerd to do much high school. I think my Senior Skip Day was spent looking at Porsches. Haha.

Nope, that’s still happening. Going through the 140+ applications I’ve gotten so far.

1987 Jeep XJs, the first vehicles equipped with that venerable motor, were actually labeled with a “4.0 Litre” badge right there on the driver’s side of the rear tailgate. That badge later became “4.0 Litre High output” in 1991, and in 1997 (after the major refresh), that badge became simply “4.0L,” and moved to the…

You didn’t own a Cherokee, huh?

If they come for him, they have to go through me first.

We’ll find out next week, but our new owners should be buying up the company as a package deal.

Whatever happens to Jalopnik, please tell me Torchinsky will be saved.

I can never tell if these guys are full of shit (on purpose) or just bought the car from someone who lied to them. For instance, I had a buddy in high school with a truck that had stick on hood scoops. He literally believed they brought air into the engine bay until I explain that he needed a hole in the hood for that…

That’s why you should watch Roadkill and Jay Leno’s Garage instead.

Naw man, it’s got those 2 extra internal cylinders in the intake which makes it a V6 thats why its called Vortech bc there in the vortex intake. my buddy had one too growing up we tuned it with plugs, ram air and gave it some oil additives for more HP it was faster than a porsch!!

I also enjoy their pizza.

I went to college with a BS artist like this. He got a brand new S-10 which is cool enough that he got a brand new anything for a 20 year old full time college student, but he swore up and down he got the Vortech 4.3 V-6 even as we had the hood popped and it was clear to everyone except the BS artist that there was a…

Ya’ll just hating, everyone knows that the Gallo 24 is superior to the Gallo 12.