It would sure be nice for duplicating items...like all the pokeballs I’ve lost when the server times out -_-

too real

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

I don’t think so. People have VERY short memories.

Except he overplayed his hand. He made some powerful enemies tonight. They'll now drop all the hooker stories they've been holding on to.

I know America’s wang still has a Republican Secretary of State.

Holy shit you really don’t know how electoral maps work do you?

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.

He’s creepy and he’s kooky, mysterious and spooky, that’s for sure.

Ugh. This was useless. C’mon.

Yakety Sax was unavailable?

I mean, that’s why we ran video of him talking.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.

Because he’s a dishwasher and not a CEO?

Yale informed Mr. Menafee’s attorney that we are willing to grant his request for a second chance at Yale

BOOOOOOOO! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SINFUL STUFF AND JUST PLAY YOUR SONG ABOUT METH ALREADY!

Fantastic. “Shut up about political issues and perform your hits. Stop acting like this is... some sort of political convention...”

I feel like he is living his best life. Do you think Third Eye Blind and Bruce Springsteen get together over beers and compare notes on how badly they irritated Republicans?