I ... don’t think I’m going to read GSAW.

The shady circumstances are why I will not read this book.

I’m a librarian, so I’ve had the new book on hold since it was on pre-order, but frankly, I’m dreading reading it. Started re-reading TKAM last night instead.

Although I don’t know why she kinda shames the 24% of women being “embarrassed” about porn searching....

“Teen” is sort of a code-word meaning “youngish looking without giant fake implants.” Don't ask me how I know.

George W. Bush has really gotten angrier after leaving office.

Probably just involves emo-looking people. But your version exists somewhere, I’m sure.

Modern porn follows two different primary trends: More female dominant, or more like real sex.

First, old people complain that millenials don’t pay attention to family. Now this.

“Threesomes are among the lamest, most awkward things you could ever do with your time. I totally get why this is a porn thing, because no rational person would ever do it in real life.”

Someone had a bad experience...

Jee, if only someone could Wrangle up some sort of convertible SUV...Maybe someone might even form a small aftermarket for them...

Meh, gods have nothing on Bruce McLaren.

Dem stacks.

For the record, this is how Jughead was waaay back in the day before he became just some glutton with no real point other than being a glutton around the late 80’s early 90’s.

Dragon is always the answer.

Stacks that go through the truck bed. Because lets spend thousands (I’m going to assume thousands, could be less I suppose) on something that decreases the usability of the truck bed.

1: Truck nutz (if you have them I hope you get sterilized)

2: Anything stick on, plastic and chrome from the auto parts store... this includes letters that spell something stupid or your name and stick on plastic chrome port holes to make your honda look like a buick... wtf really world? WHY? who started this trend…

Fake badges

Ah, time attack. Your machinery is enough to give Manor points this season, and can outrun GT3 cars, but doesn’t get that much lovin’ mainstream.