Yup. Saddest wedding I ever worked at was one where the bride, a beautiful Korean woman, had her *whole family flown* from Korea, and had just the most exquisite dress was just sooo crushed because her new husband kept sneaking out to the porch to drink with his buddies. Just completely ignored the new family he’d…
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Thats not so bad, I went to a weeding in Texas and the groom wouldn’t dance with the bride. He just sat at a table with his buddies drinking cans of beer with the monogrammed camo koozies party favors.
OMG THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE. Bf is a total lightweight. Like, got drunk before me at my own birthday party this year. Tried to go to sleep on my shoulder at the dinner table all the while telling me how much he loved me. Adorable and all....but if we get married, mother of god, I am sending 5 of his friends to watch him…
Ugh, that guy sounds unfortunate. And yet I’m pretty sure I’m going to need to know what his vision of the bridesmaid dresses would look like.
If her uncles are anything like mine, HE would be the one getting shit for years.
I am bridesmaid in one of my best friend’s wedding and her groom is turning out to be a real groomzilla. He is insisting on all of the corny shit people do at weddings because he knows it’s tacky. He also has given us all his opinion on what the bridesmaid dresses should look like - which is WAY out of line. Handle…
And no one will miss it. That’s what so many people fail to realize — they really aren’t such welcome traditions after all! (Skip the favors, too. Saves you money, unnecessary hassle and a lot of leftover trinkets.)
I think you’re being too generous to call this a lap dance. It’s a drunken idiot shuffle.
I feel like many people follow these stupid traditions because they think they have to. It’s like, come on. Think about what looks better and what is better. Dancing, drinking and socializing, or have people look like idiots fighting for your bouquet. There will be no such thing at my wedding.
The garter shit is tacky and a weird tradition “Here, have an intimate piece of my new wife’s lingerie! Who wants it?? Whoooo wants it?” Because in my country men fight to catch the garter. And then the guy that gets the garter dances with the girl who gets the bouquet. Gross and embarrassing.
1. My husband isn’t this stupid, so I wouldn’t have to worry about it if we did do this. But honey, this is where you get up out of that chair and walk away. It’s OK. You didn’t have to put up with it just because you just married him and he’s trashed.
2. We didn’t do any garter- or bouquet-tossing, or cake-smashing…
The garter thing, or the groom getting wasted at his own wedding??
Especially because a lot of people pay to get their makeup done, or they have false eyelashes on or something, and you really don’t want a bunch of icing to fuck it up.
The cake smashing is the one I can’t deal with. It comes across, to me, as either a dick move on an unsuspecting partner or a weird exercise in latent hostility.
One can only hope that this girl knew exactly who she was marrying, and what looks to us like barely contained anger is something more like fond exasperation.
Jeez, my heart nearly broke watching her cry at the end. I’m glad her girlfriends were there for her.
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