The point is to save $20+ million a year! Draft picks dont cost shit compared to what Mack was holding out for! 

“He was only texting to get directions on how to stay away from there.” - Tom Izzo

“To anybody who thinks it’s rad though...you’re welcome.” 

We spoke to Derek regarding his interview yesterday and he completely understands the severity of the situation and he apologizes if it offended anyone. That was not his intention at all, but he’s taking full responsibility for it.

The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

This dude is jockeying for a post-career TNT Inside the NBA regular feature he will call “McCollum Like I See ‘Em.”

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

So if the unwritten rules say hamming it up after slappin a donger results in getting one stuck in the ribs, does this mean hamming it up after getting one stuck in the ribs means Carlos immediately gets awarded a home run next time up?

That would have fucking KILLED Neymar

Okay, fine. I’ll finally admit that he’s the best Adam Jones in professional sports.

Having played coed softball for quite a few years, it was all too common for men on other teams to take plays away from the women on their team. Our team captain had a rule however, that if you make a play on a ball that is not yours (like running over from left field to catch a ball that was going to the woman in…

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

oh you poor thing

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.