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This establishment is just a publicity stunt by Ayesha Curry to troll on Houston and it’s culture.

What people don’t know is Strickland walked into that same wall in 2015 and wasn’t about to let it show him up again.

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

LeBron is a broken man at this point. Staring down a 3-5 record in the NBA Finals in his career due to playing with a bunch of guys off the street for 5 of those years.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

Yeah, who would take that so seriously?!

I imagine her giving the “Y’know, the Jews had pieces of flair” speech from Office Space with absolute seriousness.

Yeah, but they’re going to win this, and what, the next two titles between now and then. If they get 3 titles out of the lifetime of the contract, who cares how it ends? You sign up for that every single time.

You’re clearly not actually a Roseanne fan, because you didn’t start your comment with, “First of all, Larry Bird is the best player of all time . . .”

I dunno. Jerky still sounds like a common bathroom activity.

Thanks for confirming the thing I confirm in the second sentence of the post.

Is MVP voting already in? I know it’s a regular season thing, but this series has to hurt Harden in the hearts and minds of anyone with a heart or mind.

the Rockets missed 27 straight threes! 27 straight! i don’t even think the 2018 Suns could do that in a playoff game

Great throw from Judge on both plays, but on the first, it would appear the runner was safe. If the ump had been on the left field side of the plate, I think he would have called it differently. Oh well.

But the kids are still cleared to suffer brain injuries.

Greek Mythology. My favorite teacher all the way up to college was my 4th grade teacher who taught us about Greek gods, heroes and monsters. It stuck with me hard.

Jaguars. Strongest bite per square inch for mammals. Oh and there are black jaguars that look absolutely badass.

That’s not fair. If they don’t want to be tased in public, they can go to the locker room to be tased.