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It’s a sports website so they write stories appropriate to the subject matter.

I’m sitting here in a walking boot with a torn calf thanks to that stupid warped wall. Thanks, stupid warped wall!

For the sake of the subject matter, that’s where SF’s football team freaking plays!

And pie.

There a fine people one both sides. But only one side had a permit.

Some of my best friends are children!

Two of the three iPhones I’ve owned lost the ability to easily charge, even after elaborate cleanings. It seems kinda silly but 1) Eliminating a gaping hole and 2) eliminating the only moving part of the phone is a good thing.

I am in a walking boot right now thanks to the Warped Wall, so consider me retired from an further obstacle courses at the age of almost 38.

Denise is Eddie’s sister.

Seriously, is your TV taller than it is wide?

“I don’t know much about Hank Williams Jr., other than his talented father and his songs about his rowdy friends coming over, watching football, and later settling down.”

That’s actually way low. The entire bay area has 7 million people.

To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 

If the runner was a little faster he gets hit in the head with that throw.

For a historic slump, an OPS over 700 ain’t bad.

I guess they ran out of space for “I Barely Know Her!”

We found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer we bought at your beer store eh, and we heard like, when that happens, you get your beer free...

You can’t bring up the parallel with the Warriors without mentioning that Peter Guber co-owns both of them.

I got no beef with fantasy British accents. But why do historical pieces OUTSIDE of England have British accents? I don’t think ancient Romans spoke with British accents, I really don’t.