Adam Jones does not strike me as working class, because he is a millionaire. Jose Bautista does not strike me as working class, because he is a millionaire. Hell, Madison Bumgarner, who gave his wife a baby bull for their wedding and gave his dad the Chevy he won because he’s a Ford man does not strike me as working…

Cruz/Trump/Ryan. We don’t have to look at Cruz very much anymore, so that helps, but if I turned around around and saw those three faces standing into front of me, I’d punch Cruz before even thinking about it.

boo!

“Trust me: All that losing after a taste of glory only makes fans worse.”

I gave my groomsmen cleavers as gifts. Actually, before that I gave a friend a cleaver as a gift, and his girlfriend was super jealous he liked my gift better than hers. He named it Lance. It was then I realized that cleavers are good gifts. My brother later on mentioned that the cleaver was the best gift he ever got,…

Probably just richer.

And most of them will be broke within a decade!

Ryan Hanigan will forever have a place in my heart.

I didn’t cringe until you used the words “woke white mom.” 

That escalated quickly.

I feel like an idiot. I always thought they were saying “the white way” until I saw it in print.

Taiwan, dude.

There was a Subway next to my hotel in The French Quarter. You spent hundred of dollars getting here- spend another 4 bucks and get a po boy for Chrissakes. It burns me to think that right now there are people walking down Royal Street eating Subway.

Holy crap, I didn’t realize Brokaw started out on the Today Show. What do you think was going through when he head when he had to give the screen to Willard Scott to use some old lady’s birthday as an excuse to hawk Smucker’s jelly for the hundredth time?

“I don’t know any school that has been as transparent as we have and taken the extraordinary actions we have”

How stupid of me! How could I forgot about the earthquake that happened during the very World Series I was referencing?  

1989: The Niners won the Super Bowl. The Giants and the A’s were in the World Series, and the Warriors had Run TMC.

Honkbal, dude. Honkbal.