One is cutting things pretty close, I can’t imagine only one. But 20, or whatever Drew was listing? That’s insane. I feel like all his advice is now suspect.

Considering Adele is 10x the talent George Michael was, it’d be pretty hard for her to screw up a tribute to him.

The cameraman is wearing a World Series sweatshirt, and Joe Panik is in a Giants uniform, so that photo must be from the 2014 World Series. But there were no extra-inning games in the World Series that year!

Another thing baseball could learn from soccer: When there is a potential double play or play at the plate, the fielder should fall to the ground and hold their knee in agony if the runner gets within a couple of feet of them.

You’re mastery of the English language is, thogh.

Hopefully, he’ll do a good job trading.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness is to the bone.

So he’s a prostitute?

He has a black one though.

I wear undershirts just so my chest hair doesn’t poke out. I’m not sure why chest hair is so verboten, but it is, and I will continue to keep it under wraps until I am an old man- then it will fly!

Many American’s can’t tell the difference between brown people in general. I had a friend in college who was Indian (and looked Indian) and he would tell stories of people calling him “sand-nigger” and whatnot. It’s especially bad for Sikhs, who wear turbans. I had another friend in college who was biracial…

sorey

Do you understand how watersheds work?

I have thought this all week. Throw some real dogs in there to take the heat off everyone else, who are just mostly awful.

Hey, I was trying to say old man dick surgery was less common! I was probably wrong though.

Good thing I don’t look Jewish.

Look at him. He looks like an American Lord Grantham. These are the people that these country clubs were made for.

My oldest was a little older when he asked that. I just told him “That’s a great question!” and he was so proud of himself, he left before I had to answer.

If there is an unfunny child abuse joke, I sure haven’t heard it!

I thought that story was bit of the pots calling the kettle black, myself. He’s complaining about the state of the portapotty when he went in there to destroy it?