One is cutting things pretty close, I can’t imagine only one. But 20, or whatever Drew was listing? That’s insane. I feel like all his advice is now suspect.

So, like, no Olympics in Qatar, then? Sorry, I must have been thinking of FIFA.

The IOC does have minimum standards. Any country with the funds to bribe the IOC automatically has the funds to host the Olympics. It’s very simple.

Considering Adele is 10x the talent George Michael was, it’d be pretty hard for her to screw up a tribute to him.

The cameraman is wearing a World Series sweatshirt, and Joe Panik is in a Giants uniform, so that photo must be from the 2014 World Series. But there were no extra-inning games in the World Series that year!

Another thing baseball could learn from soccer: When there is a potential double play or play at the plate, the fielder should fall to the ground and hold their knee in agony if the runner gets within a couple of feet of them.

You’re mastery of the English language is, thogh.

Hopefully, he’ll do a good job trading.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness is to the bone.

So he’s a prostitute?

He has a black one though.

I wear undershirts just so my chest hair doesn’t poke out. I’m not sure why chest hair is so verboten, but it is, and I will continue to keep it under wraps until I am an old man- then it will fly!

Many American’s can’t tell the difference between brown people in general. I had a friend in college who was Indian (and looked Indian) and he would tell stories of people calling him “sand-nigger” and whatnot. It’s especially bad for Sikhs, who wear turbans. I had another friend in college who was biracial…

sorey

Do you understand how watersheds work?

I have thought this all week. Throw some real dogs in there to take the heat off everyone else, who are just mostly awful.

Hey, I was trying to say old man dick surgery was less common! I was probably wrong though.

Good thing I don’t look Jewish.

Look at him. He looks like an American Lord Grantham. These are the people that these country clubs were made for.

My oldest was a little older when he asked that. I just told him “That’s a great question!” and he was so proud of himself, he left before I had to answer.