If there is an unfunny child abuse joke, I sure haven’t heard it!

I thought that story was bit of the pots calling the kettle black, myself. He’s complaining about the state of the portapotty when he went in there to destroy it?

The next iPhone update needs to include a feature that turns your video to landscape aspect even if you hold your phone in portrait.

She is smoking hot, so her career will be fine. Her career will only be hurt when she is old enough to realistically look like what her character would look like in real life.

It only erodes my faith in democratic institutions inasmuch as I no longer trust the masses of people with important decisions, like who should be president.

1. Drew’s cracker takes are eerily good. I would drop water crackers to the bottom though. Do they call them water crackers because that’s what they taste like? Maybe they should call them paper crackers.

My BIL calls my MIL “Mother.” I think of Norman Bates every time I hear it.

Well, once again, it was almost 20 years ago. But as a homeowner who bought in Sonoma County in 2008 and have since refinanced, it’s still more than I pay now in mortgage for a 3 br, so you can still be upset!

And because the 49ers are still paying him.

Team led by cheating Trump supporter beats team led by serial rapist. Got it.

If it makes you feel any better, Bob, I don’t care about anybody here.

I was expecting a Big Ass Bear Fart. Partially because I can’t read, but partially because it makes more sense.

A. Stack team with Brazilian players w/ fake birth certificates

Yeah, but she’s only half-Yoko.

The ironing is delicious.

Are you really Brick Tamblin? I don’t disagree that Westbrook is having a better 1/2 of a year.

Before realignment the Braves were in the NL West. I want to say the Falcons were in the NFC West, too.  

Does the All Star game reward the player having the best half a season or the best portion of a season before All Star voting starts? The best play since the last All Star game? The biggest stars? Only if it’s the first one do you swap Westbrook for Curry.

That’s just a normal sized chair.

It was a logo that got biz-say! Consistently and thoroughly.