Admitted fan of both the Giants, and of logic, but if you figure game one is a given for the Giants, then you'll have to do the same for game five. That means to predict a Royals win, you have them going either 4-0 or 4-1 for the games that are more of a toss up. Also, what do you mean by complete wrecks? Peavy has a…

I am bad at reading.

My team was full of awesome, intellectual guys, a couple who were graduate students like your brother. We also got our asses handed to us routinely. After hanging out with our opponents after games, there was certainly a relationship between how good the team was and how many dipshits were on it.

By far his worst season as a pro? While accurate, someone usually has to play for longer than 1.5 seasons to make a statement like that...

As a former collegiate rugby player, I concur that it takes a certain brand of idiot to play rugby, or at least play it well.

I thought that when I got married the sex would outpace the masturbation. Boy was I wrong.

He was pretty much accused of the opposite of rape- he rebuffed her advances then his friends had to call the cops on her to get her to leave.

Sounds like you have crappy friends and co-workers.

Last year my son is playing U6 soccer. As an intro, the kids go around and say their name and favorite movie. All the kids list the usual suspects, and when it gets to my son, he shouts out "Ip Man 2." Pretty sure none of the parents or coaches knew what he was talking about so I avoided getting shamed for a first…

You know, before it was all vineyards, Healdsburg used to grow prunes, and those things don't just pack themselves. So, uh... Tom Ley is a pretty ridiculous name, too.

My dad is right handed, but otherwise our stories are identical.

I know my own evidence in anecdotal, but I'm a lefty who was born on September 18th, meaning I was conceived right around the Winter Solstice.

Backwards "K" is a strikeout looking. If you notice the third is backwards, that's coincidental.