Maybe it’s his L-i-v-i-n vibe, maybe it’s his naked bongo playing, maybe it’s the creepy blonde mustache he sometimes has....but like, Matthew McConaughey is sexy, yo.

That painting is 100% a vintage Sweet Valley High cover. One of the ones with a lot of Bruce Patman in it.

Ah, McConaughey. He brings me joy (and now potentially frozen fowl).

#Woodersonforever #takeachanceonpinkpants