At my (white girl) bachelorette party back in ‘97, the stripper was dressed as the Domino’s delivery guy. The doorbell of my friend’s apartment rang, she answered it with an overly enthusiastic (and drunken) “what?!? NO! We didn’t even ORDER pizza!” and before I knew it Montell Jordan was blaring from Domino John’s ove…

Yes to all the “jamz” you mentioned, but might I also add “Get The Party Started” by P!NK (a goddamn vocal goddess who should be featured at all occasions, in my opinion—fight me if you disagree), Kesha’s “Tik-Tok” (because the party don’t start ‘til I walk in), and, unfortunately, “Firework” by Katy Perry because:…

Are we the same person? I forced myself to rep Debbie’s scent back in the day despite an aversion to how it actually smelled (I was a sucker for the cute bottle... and for my D.Gib cassette tapes). When I transitioned to high school, however, Electric Youth was left behind in favor of Exclamation, Sunflowers, Happy,…

Infinity stars for the Sweet Valley High reference. All. Of. The. Stars. Sadly, Bruce is who Trump probably wishes he could’ve been/thought he was back in his high school days... smokin’ hot, preppy, arrogant-yet-occasionally-charming, spending every Friday night cruising the cul-de-sacs of Sweet Valley in his…

Um, I believe you mean it offers a “fully enclosed recreational aquatics solarium.” Pools are for commoners.

False. Theirs was a split-level ranch is Sweet Valley with at least one bedroom hastily painted the color of a chocolate bar due to a fleeting moment of teen angst. Also, the Wakefields’ pool was located (predictably—sigh!) in their backyard, whereas this gem of a time capsule creatively built an aquatics center in…

Until we get the official Katie Holmes tell-all (which, sadly, would probs result in Scientology placing Suri in the permanent custody of Shelley Miscavage), might I recommend the novel “The Actress” by Amy Sohn? It’s *allegedly* a thinly veiled recount of Tom and Katie’s “real-life” relationship from their first…