@Elhigh: Meet Max Zorin. I believe he was holding Silicon Valley at ransom in exchange for more cowbell.

#24, judging by the photo quality and makeup, (and the band in the background) is some girls within the past couple years dressed up to look like old-school flight attendants.

@HammSammich: Ha! I'm 23—guess my family liked to wait. Come to think of it, my grandfather was 40 when my dad was born.

@HammSammich: How young are you? My grandfather was a much greater man than me!

"Lighter Than A Lotus, Sexier Than An 8C"

I somewhat take offense to your characterization of the 3 types of people—

I guess they wanted to show everyone Hu's the boss.

@tekdemon:

@Solozaur: Didn't she date Lewis Hamilton?

@brachial_plexus:

@brachial_plexus:

@brachial_plexus:

@brachial_plexus:

Everything I needed to know I learned from ZooBooks.

It's not bad looking for a van, and at least it's not another godforsaken "crossover."

@komododave: That is also what she said.

It sounds well done, but there's something about it that just doesn't seem right, and that's besides the hood, which reminds me a bit of this:

@snap_understeer_ftw: Well played, well played.

@brachial_plexus: OMG that came up huge! And it's not letting me edit, either.

I'm not going to lie, this was my first thought upon reading that title.