@Ford Tempo Fanatic: You are talking about Chrysler here.

I saw a Mitsubishi Montero (the last SUV upon which CR bestowed this gift) pass a GX460 today. Neither was upside-down, and I bet the Lexus driver doesn't even know what oversteer is.

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I was thinking the same thing!

@Boxer_4: allow me!

As much as we're all hardwired to hate smart cars, that's pretty damn cool!

What's wrong with calling it a pacemaker? When your heart craps out, a pacemaker shocks it back into doing what the fuck it's supposed to do. Sounds pretty accurate to me.

@brachial_plexus: Here's Alberto (left) with some goofy-looking kid I've never met before in my life ;)

On my medical trip to Ecuador last summer, our bus driver, Alberto, did things with this bus that nobody should ever be able to do with a bus.

@$kaycog:

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: Don't worry, it's currently winning all kinds of national awards as the museum center, and supposedly, there's a multimillion-dollar restoration coming up.

@spiegel1: The bottom car is on its way to becoming a wienermobile.

A beige '99 Camry. [looks in garage]

Who knew the first three pics would be Kardashians? You've got Kourtney and Kim with the 500, and then, well, number 3 is definitely Khloe.

OK, which joker stuck the spoiler and wheels on a Kia Spectra?

I'd take a Mark III, maybe, but then that actually borders on classic and looks kinda cool (And really evil with the headlight covers open!)

@Tom_Crisis: Is it blurred, or is it something on the camera housing? Notice the blurred spot on the hood of the MKS. There is literally nothing there to be blurred.

Pinzgauer FTW!

That van belongs to a pizzeria in Louisville. They also have a rat-rodded early-60's Ford, and what I think is a 40's Lincoln. They park all of these in the cemetery across the street.

Dear Jalopnik:

@dustboy: Don't judge a book by its Camry! Jerks! :p