@87CapriceEstate: You're right! and those aren't the worst modes I've ever seen, either.

That greenish-brown color was like the beige of the 60's and 70's. Looks better in my opinion, even though it is a genuinely ugly color. Of course, there's no way it would work on today's cars.

Are the 14 miles of rubber bumper strips stock?

As a gearhead and a Jalop, I am required to admit that that could be the world's largest collection of terrible cars.

JUST GET IT OVER WITH!

@brachial_plexus: Not to be confused with this:

Dodge Ram with diesel performance stickers/kid pissing on Ford or Chevy, a lift, big dumb-ass chrome wheels, and most importantly, a stack exhaust.

This is the worst car I've ever seen.

As a medical student, these are the kind of patients that make me question why I bother.

@Indyfan53: Funny, the rebadged Holden is widely regarded as one of the best Pontiacs ever made.

Suggested title change: Who is Uwe?

@brachial_plexus: I WILL miss these.

I will NOT miss these, but...

@cobrajoe: Genius.

@cobrajoe: That oughtta do the trick. It would come dangerously close to being half of a Civic, but I think it would work.

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: So then they settled on Aprilia. Oh shit, nevermind.

@cobrajoe: See, but then people would think you were driving a Gee Wiz, and try to kill you.

"Cash-grab-to-pay-for-the-911" puts the Cayenne in a whole new light for me. It may be an awful, ugly, bloated, heavy, vulgar, evil, loathsome contraption, but I no longer hate it. If it is what enables Porsche to keep making 911s, it's fine by me.

@900turbo:

@karan1003: