@OffissaPupp: Yellow pinstripe FTW!

@Krautwagen: Served!

@long_live_the_E36: Actually, I would prefer they didn't keep Aveo either. Something new would be nice, but have we used up all the new car names?

@cobrajoe: Spectrum!

@Dallifornia: Yes!

@graveslids: I have to agree with you there! My parents are the least trashy people I've ever seen driving a Dodge Charger, and they only have the base model (with the 3.5, though).

@theycallmeham: Kia or Mitsubishi?

If we keep making our econoboxes less crappy, what are middle-class white trash going to drive?

@long_live_the_E36: Chevette?

@skraelingshortbus: All the hot basketball shoes have been ugly for about 7 or 8 years. Sad, huh?

I'm sad it was that 360 instead of one like this.

This made my day just slightly less than the news that Hummer was dead. This just keeps getting better!

OK everyone... Brace yourselves... I...I...I... haven't.

You've just made my day.

@Quattro-luvr: You can still post the link for us...pls?

@VeeArrrSix: Heart-click for making my day.

So I don't like debating celebrities' sexualities, but since Johnny Weir leaves no doubt, I think it's safe to say he's the only man alive who could drive one of these without a paper bag over his head.

@DoctorNine: It's a shame replies are hidden so that no one can see this COTD-contending story unless they click. It earned you a good ol' heterosexual Jalop heart-click though!

He is the most plausibly heterosexual figure skater I've seen thus far. (other than Dick Button.)

When my dad was a kid, he and his siblings had a Nylint Ford toy mobile home just like this, but with Wacky Packages stickers all over it.